One:
I'm not surprised when people leave. I'm actually more surprised when they stay.


Two:
If someone loves you enough to admit their mistakes and wants to fix them, give them another chance.


Three:
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? & why are you waiting? Exactly.


Four:
It's amazing what you hide just by putting on a smile.


Five:
I just don't have enough middle fingers, to show you how I feel.


Six:
It's gonna get harder before it gets easier. But it will get better. You just gotta make it through the hard stuff first.


Seven:
This is when the fake laugh comes in to play 'cause it'sdays like today when it's better to just pretend that everything is okay.


Eight:
I used to care a lot what people thought about me,
then I learned I definitely can’t please everyone, some people will like you,
and some people will hate you, but I really don’t care either way. I’m not losing sleep over it.


Nine:
Who I am hates who I've been.


Ten:
you get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.


Eleven:
People don't leave because "its complicated", they leave because they no longer give a fuck.


Twelve:
I'm not an alcoholic. An alcoholic needs a drink... I already have one!


Thirteen:
I could be a morning person if morning started around noon.


Fourteen:
Spice things up by sprinkling glitter on your penis.
She will feel as though she's riding a magical unicorn to a faraway land 3 minutes away.


Fifteen:
That moment when CAPS LOCK is not enough to express your anger.


Sixteen:
I wish I could just put my hand through my computer screen and grab whatever I wanted.


Seventeen:
Twitter has a bird as its logo, that's why when you join you're an egg.
And your home button is a birdhouse.


Eighteen:
"Final Destination 5"... well someone doesn't understand the meaning of 'Final'.


Nineteen:
You remind me of my Chinese friend... Dum Fuk.


Twenty:
Back in my day you knew who your real friends were because they ranked you in order of importance on Bebo.


Twet-One:
A "friend with benefits" is reality telling you to your face that you're good enough to fuck,
but not good enough to invest feelings in.


Twenty-Two:
Worrying will never change the outcome.


Twenty-Three:
Before you talk, listen, before you react, think, and before you quit, try.


SEE YOU ALL SOOOOON
