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It's amazing how the things you remember forever are the things you'd rather forget
and the things you desperately want to grasp onto seem to slip away like sand in the wind.
There are seven days in a week and "someday" isn’t one of them..
Whatever you do, good or bad,
people will always have something negative to say.
Fuck it, lets just drink until we cant stand.
I'm not surprised when people leave. I'm actually more surprised when they stay.
If someone loves you enough to admit their mistakes and wants to fix them, give them another chance.
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? & why are you waiting? Exactly.
It's amazing what you hide just by putting on a smile.
I just don't have enough middle fingers, to show you how I feel.
It's gonna get harder before it gets easier. But it will get better. You just gotta make it through the hard stuff first.
This is when the fake laugh comes in to play 'cause it'sdays like today when it's better to just pretend that everything is okay.
I used to care a lot what people thought about me,
then I learned I definitely can’t please everyone, some people will like you,
and some people will hate you, but I really don’t care either way. I’m not losing sleep over it.
Who I am hates who I've been.
you get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.
People don't leave because "its complicated", they leave because they no longer give a fuck.
I'm not an alcoholic. An alcoholic needs a drink... I already have one!
I could be a morning person if morning started around noon.
Spice things up by sprinkling glitter on your penis.
She will feel as though she's riding a magical unicorn to a faraway land 3 minutes away.
That moment when CAPS LOCK is not enough to express your anger.
I wish I could just put my hand through my computer screen and grab whatever I wanted.
Twitter has a bird as its logo, that's why when you join you're an egg.
And your home button is a birdhouse.
"Final Destination 5"... well someone doesn't understand the meaning of 'Final'.
You remind me of my Chinese friend... Dum Fuk.
Back in my day you knew who your real friends were because they ranked you in order of importance on Bebo.
A "friend with benefits" is reality telling you to your face that you're good enough to fuck,
but not good enough to invest feelings in.
Worrying will never change the outcome.
Before you talk, listen, before you react, think, and before you quit, try.
SEE YOU ALL SOOOOON